I may not be the most motherly woman on the planet but this make me go awww.
I want to be small again.
While walking to the tube today:
Builder number one "I could hear you a mile away with those boots, big old German boots."
Me "Excuse me?"
"Builder number one "Yeah, y'know nazi boots!"
Me "I'm Italian not German."
"Builder number one "Yeah, I can tell your not German, your head is the wrong shape."
Me (boggling) "Erm, right."
Builder number two "Ooh sexy Italian, talk to me sexy darlin'."
Me (walking quickly ahead and up the next street) "Not today sunshine!" (in Italian)
Builder number two "Ooh! What y'doing tonight sexy, give us y'number!"
My head is the wrong shape?!
